Hey bro – do you ever feel like you just run too fast? Like when you are running to catch the frisbee but when you look up you notice that you went too far to make the catch? Well theres a solution for this. Wear a f*ckin parachute to slow dat ass down!
OK OK so maybe theres more to it than slowing down for football and frisbee catching. Actually its meant for strapping on and then running to increase the resistance of running which in turn increases muscles built when running. The chute alone improves a bros speed, stamina, strength and acceleration. You train with the chute, then take it off and run like superman – no problem.
Includes a free bag and a 360 degree training belt so you can easily keep the attachment point opposite of the way you are running. The chute measures 54 inches across (diameter) and provides a variable range of progressive resistance from 15 pounds to 30 pounds depending on the speed of the bro.
Probably not a good idea to try and fly off a cliff with this.