- a Bro never sets up on the urinal next to another bro unless he has no choice.
- While at the urinal, a Bro looks straight ahead without checking out another Bro’s lil guy.
- a Bro takes a piss standing up, always.
- a Bro never asks another Bro to go to the bathroom.
- a Bro never wears crocs.
- a Bro never wears socks with his sandals.
- a Bro never goes to watch a chick flick by himself.
- a Bro never wears a turtle neck.
- a Bro shall not go after another Bro’s ex, ever.
- a Bro never tries anything mischievous with another bro’s current girl.
- a Bro always pays for the date.
- if a Bro gets a dog, the dog must stand at least to the Bro’s knee height when fully grown.
- a true Bro never leaves a Bro behind.
- Bros always have their bros backs, no exceptions.
- Pocket protectors are NOT for Bros.
- a Bro does NOT wear pink.
- a Bro never lets a Bro drink alone. He always has a drink with his Bro.
- a Bro will always introduce another Bro to a hott chick by exaggerating his Bros abilities.
- Bros DO NOT cock block unless it is an obvious mistake that the bro would regret for life.
- Bros do NOT sleep in the same bed or couch together.
- Bros do NOT smell each other on purpose!
- Bros do not cry – unless forced to by Chuck Norris.
- a Bro is permitted to listen to chick music but, not in front of other bros.
- Bros are expected to comment on another bro’s haircut.
- Bros don’t wear skin tight pants.
- a Bro doesn’t borrow another Bros clothes unless he is in a pinch and the next stop is the club.
- Bros aren’t required to remember other bros birthdays.
- a Bro shall not reveal the number of women he has slept with nor reveal his bros secretive numbers.
- Bros dont grow mustaches.
- Bros shall always beef up another bros job description when introducing him to a lady.
- a Bro always leaves the toilet seat up for his bros.
- When in doubt, a bro shall turn to his bros for the answers.
- a Bro shall not go after a bros mom EVEN if that bros mom is considered to be of “MILF” status.
- a Bro shall not sleep with another bro’s ex, under any circumstances.
- A bro does not give his phone number to the ladies, he only takes numbers from the ladies.
- If a Bro should know the romantic language of French, he shall not speak it to his bros. This ability is for the ladies.
- When a bro at your table orders a round of drinks, it is required by all other bros to also treat his bros to a round of drinks.
- a Bro shall not rent chick flicks unless he is on a mission to score.
- a Bro does not wear his mobile in a belt clip.
- Bros dont hang out with other bros in the nude.