Portable Pizza Pouch
Hungry Bro? Never again will you be caught hungry out in the streets with no relief in sight. Just open up you pizza pouch and refuel. Comes with a lanyard so you can strap this puppy on and just forget about it until you get hungry. I mean you probably wont forget about it ‘cuz how could anyone not be thinking about eating the slice of pizza hanging under your face the whole time its there. This does have a zip-loc seal to keep your slice fresh. It is also portable, if you couldnt tell by the image. You can wear this just about anywhere. So the next time you are trying to show off your manliness by swimming across a lake, bring this along and have yourself a small feast half way across the lake.
Swimming with your pizza is not NOT recommended so why not?