Brocabulary

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Bro Off
An event in which two or more bros prove to be the BROest of all bros. This can be done in many ways ie: 1. a group fight until one last bro stands. 2. Doing everything possible in the presence of a female to make all other bros seem inferior.

Bro-ology
The study of bros.

Broccasion
An occasion in which bros gather to celebrate and usually drink.

Brocrastination
When a bro procrastinates.

Brodown
Hanging out and just chillin with other bros. “Let’s grab a 30 bomber and just brodown tonight, bro”

Broette
A female bro.

Brofessional
A professional bro. Either being a professional at BROing or a real professional that is also bro on the side.

Brofessor
A bro who is also a professor.

Brofile
a Bro’s profile.

Brogrammer
A bro that programs.

Brohibition
The prohibition of bros. to an establishment.

Broing Pain
The pain created between 2 or more bros in order to grow the bro relationship stronger.

Brolaborate
Elaboration of the bro’s situation preferably using as much brocabulary as brossible.

Brolebrity
A celebrity that is of Bro form.

Brologue
The dialog contained in a conversation between bros.

Bromance
Romance between bros. Bromance goes only as far as to not be gay.

Brominucation
Communication between bros.

Brommunity
A community of bros.

Bromosapien
a Homosapien who is of bro status.

Bronely
A lonely bro. =(

Bronnection
A bros network in which he has bro connections.
“Hey bro, can you use your bronnections to get lots of chicks to the party tonight?”

Broordinates
The coordinates of a bro in the club.

Brotein
An essential part of every true bro’s diet.
“I have a brotein shake every morning after I go to the gym.”

Brotential
Ones potential of obtaining bro status.

Brotograph
A photo of a bro’s bro used for showing the sexy ladies.

Brotography
Photography of bros.

Brovember
Also called “No Shave November” – a time of year when real bros do not shave.

BroZone
Also referred to as the brozone layer. After participating in enough bro activities, one is said to be in the brozone with his other bros.

ConBROservation
A bro who tends to remain reserved about BROing.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]

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